I say alarming things with a completely straight face. You’ve been warned.

Who I am

I’m Kayden (they/them). Dry humored and satirical social worker. I spent 14 years working in US healthcare, decided that wasn’t enough chaos, and moved to Nova Scotia in early 2026.

I came from Massachusetts and landed in Dartmouth. I’m still figuring out what it all means and I’m documenting the important parts of it.

What I do

I make content about what it actually looks like to leave the US - the immigration process, the healthcare system whiplash, the moments where you google “did I make a mistake” at 2am. Sometimes it’s funny. Sometimes it’s emotional. Occasionally unhinged.

If you’re an American considering the move, an immigrant who is already somewhere new, or just watching from a safe distance while things get weird - this is for you.

Work with me

Available for podcasts and speaking on cross-border relocation, US/Canadian healthcare comparisons, and the modern-day immigrant experience.

Limited spots for life coaching with people navigating major life transitions.

Find me